Let us list 101 things that can go wrong with a live action Voltron movie.

1. Casting actors who act more wooden than pine trees.

2. It's accidentally marketed as the Transformers sequel.

3. Instead of having the Voltron force pilot robot lions, changing the premise so they morph into actual lions who can combine to form this giant lion beast.

(If you think producers are too sane to radically change the premise, you have not seen the movie Doom.)

4. It actually features the mice pulling the coup de gras they did in the cartoon.

5. The return of Nanny.
(I don't think anything need be said further)

7.* Director shouts in the background....



Director: Bring on Amalgemous!


Lance: I know that's right.

6. The Voltron team is somehow replaced with the Sailor Moon team.

(Yeah, I like Sailor Moon, but I don't need to see Sailor Moon trying to open a can of whoop-ass with her Moon Tiara on Planet Doom. Haggar alone would vaporize her ass)

8. The role of Coran will be played by..... George W Bush

9. It is plotless.

10. Princess Allura is replaced by a male character.

11. Doing a live action movie rather than an animated movie.

12. Changing Keith's hair in any way.

13. Doing a claymation movie rather than a live action movie.

14. Paris Hilton is cast as Princess Allura.

15. Not enough money in the budget for a real set.