I thought it would be fun to post our own "Top Ten" lists. Remember, these don't have to be Voltron related.
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Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified


10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".

8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy".

7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?"

3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"

1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a lifeline.

TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIMESHARE WITH DARTH VADER...

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use the Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. It not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. You get tired of him constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

Top Ten Signs The White House Is Haunted

1. Clinton's gone, but moaning sounds come from the Lincoln bedroom

2. At night, you can hear the ghost of Gerald Ford falling down the staircase

3. Bush wants to allocate part of military budget to hire the Ghostbusters

4. FEMA press conferences with imaginary reporters

5. Alberto Gonzalez's credibility keeps disappearing

6. Ghost of Elmer Fudd roaming the halls with his shotgun -- no wait, that's just Dick Cheney

7. Those tappings you hear are not Senator Craig

8. Rattling chains, shrieks of horror -- no, wait, that's Guantanomo

9. Silverware keeps disappearing even though there have been no recent visits by OJ Simpson

10. Well, let's see... the President is on vacation in Texas, Dick Cheney is having heart trouble -- so who else can be running the country?

Here are some ideas for your Christmas shopping pleasure:



Top 10 Things to do at the Mall

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

Top Ten Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You

10. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

9. He actually *does* have your tongue.

8. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.

7. Cyanide pawprints all over the house.

6. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.

5. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.

4. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."

3. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"

2. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.

And the number one sign your cat may be trying to kill you...

1. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

10. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

9. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

8. "Bo! Bo! You come back with that! Bad dog!"

7. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy do there."

5. "Oh geez! Where's my Rolex??"

4. "Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?"

3. "There go the lights again. Hey, feel inside here and tell me what you think that is."

2. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em. Heh..."

1. "OOPS!!! You mean this isn't Mr. Johnson??"

Where're you guys getting this? Is this from David Letterman? These are funny

I just went to google and hit top ten lists. Not all are from Letterman, some are just random.

Ok, here's some that I came up with on my own.

Top Ten Voltron Christmas Songs

15. All I want for christmas are my 2 front fangs

14. Deck the Paws

13. Voltron the Roboman

12. Have Yourself A Very Doomy Christmas

11. Here Comes Lotor

10. I Saw Allura Kissing Keith

9. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Arus

8. Lion Tails (Jingle Bells)

7. Let it Form

6. Ed the Big Red Lion (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

5. Voltron is Coming to Town

4. Twelve Days of Doom

3. Oh, We Three Kings of Doom

2. Away in a Castle

And the #1 Voltron Christmas song is...

1. Hark! The Herald Lion Roars

This one's for Nicole.

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY SAILOR MOON SHOULDN'T BE THE MOON PRINCESS

5. What's with the 'meatballs' on her head??

4. Because Rei said so.

3. Does Serena really know what all 9 planets are named?

2. Serena, its 'Sailor Uranus', NOT 'Sell your anus'!

And the number one reason why Sailor Moon should not be the Moon Princess . . .


1. She's already broken two Moon crystal lockets, and we want to trust her with an entire planet???

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Top 10 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Egg Nog


10. "Am I feeling sufficiently noggy today?"

9. "What's the best egg-to-nog ratio?"

8. "I have high cholesterol -- is there egg white nog?"

7. "What other disgusting egg-based beverages could I try?"

6. "Has this egg nog been approved by the Nogmaster General?"

5. "Is egg my best choice of nog?"

4. "Which one's the egg nog that all the rappers drink?"

3. "Do I really feel like drinking this crap?"

2. "What would Martha Stewart drink?"

1. "How long will this stuff keep in my spider hole?"

Top Ten Signs You've Had Enough of the Christmas Season

10: You cry when you get the electric bill and see a $200 increase through Dec.

9: You bite the heads off your ginger bread Santas.

8: You've become so bitter that the neighborhood kids have started calling you "Grinchy".

7: You pee on all the snowmen in the neighborhood.

6: Instead of wrapping gifts, you just stick a bow on them and leave them on people's door steps.

5: After fighting your pre-lighted, artificial tree for over 4 hours, you throw the thing outside and buy a 1 ft fiber optic tree.

4: You rig one of those animated Christmas lawn figures to give passersby the bird.

3: You wait out on the lawn in Artic camo and a paintball gun, then sniper Christmas carolers as they approach.

2: You are so sick of the crowds and idiotic drivers that you wait until after Christmas to do your Christmas shopping.

And the number one sign you've had enough of the Christmas season...

1: You poop candy canes

Eating Tips for the Holidays.
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1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has
10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an 'eggnog-aholic' or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think.

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand-alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out
of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a
sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.
This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position
yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of
shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat - have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert -- Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards people.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.
Reread tips: Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.


Remember: 'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate martini in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO-HOO what a ride!'

Crude, yes, I know. But a must. Blame Letterman.

Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

10. Hey, what's new?

9. It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

8. Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

7. I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?

6. This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

5. It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horsesh@t advice

4. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

3. It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

2. Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

And the top message left on Eliot Spitzer's answering machine:

1. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor

Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
9. And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.