Well sorry for the delay this week! Been an interesting week for me and I don't want to bore you all with the sorrid details (because I only have an hour lunch!)

So - YOUR WEEK 127 WINNERS!!



GOLD TROPHY



AIRAZOR!!!!

Airazor wrote:


Pidge thinking: Why didn't I listen to Lance when he told me that Hunk was really Michael Jackson in disguise? Especially after Hunk invited me to the Ranch... Some kid genius I turned out to be...

Hunk: Oh look, a little thorn.


AlluraP: This just struck me funny this week! Nice Job Air!



SILVER TROPHY




LADY MAGDALENA!!!!

Mags wrote:
Hunk: I bet if we slip some of these herbs to the cooking staff, Nanny's food would taste better

Pidge: Hunk, Let's go. Nanny's after you with a frying pan.

Nanny (off screen): art zu making fun of mez again?? zu commoner!



BRONZE TROPHY



BLUELIONSTL!!!

BLSTL wrote:
Hunk suddenly realized the ground in Charlie's Chocolate Factory was made of...CHEESECAKE!!!



HONORABLE MENTION



KaBuKi-SAMURAI!!!!

KaBuKi wrote:
Pidge watches with uneasiness while Hunk searches for the burgers he stashed away earlier; not knowing that Pidge scarfed 'em down.

All that's left is an IOU written on one of the wrapper.



And this week's Best Effort and Smart Aleck mentions go to:


BEST EFFORT
PRINCESS IRIS AND RADICALX!!!

Iris wrote:
Pidge: Great it's about time we've found some food out in this forest. I'm starved.

Hunk: It's a good thing we pushed that old witch into oven. Now all we had to search for was vegetables.

Pidge: Yeah, if u can't beat em,' we'll just eat em.'


Rad wrote:
Pidge: Hey, Hunk...look...a four-leaf clover...

Hunk: Really?! Where?! It's my lucky day! *bends down*

Pidge: Got ya right where I want ya...JUDO CHOP!



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SMART ALECK
KIETHBLACKLION & ALLURAPSSISTER2!!!!

APS wrote:
~~Meantime in an Alternate Universe~~

*In an effort to pick as many green stemmed flowers as he could, Hunk inadvertantly picked Pidge's green clothed leg, knocking the poor lad off of his feet just as the Princess was being attacked by Blue Cat. Allura ended up dying thanks to the carelessness of the Voltron Force.*


Keith: Wait a minute!! Allura died!? LANCE!! Is this another one of your 'Elevator Lance' episodes!?!

Lance: Not me Keith. For once that's not of KBL's doing.


KBL wrote:
Lance: (Off screen) It was Pidge, in the meadow, with the lead pipe.


Great job everyone!!

Now let's see what can do with this week's offering? BTW, my thanks again to Kyence for the pic from her site.


Ready?



Set??



GO!!!


Caption THIS!


TA!
~The Board Princess

DNN Headline News:

Space explorer and pilot of yellow lion, Hunk, was arrested earlier today for causing a disturbance in a famous resturaunt on Arus. Witnesses claim the chunky pilot became irate after a waiter spilled a glass of milk on him.

The owner of Chez Arus called the local authorities after Hunk threw the waiter across the room and punched his fists through the table.

Calls made to the Castle of Lions have gone unanswered.

Since Hunk is in the 2nd caption in a row, this shall continue from the last.

Hunk: I already did. When I got thru cleaning my plate, I ask Nanny for seconds & she refused. I was so pissed that I slammed the table too hard & look where it got me. A new set of boobs!!!

Dr. Hunk Banner: Space Explorer, Lion Pilot... Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now when Hunk grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs....

The Incredible Hunk

Woot, thanks for the gold!



Movie trailer announcer guy:

In a world where tables are fed up with being simple serving stages for foods; they fight back. Gluttons beware, for the tables have turned... On you!

Hunk: Uhh...sorry about that, Chief.

Hunk: I'm telling you, these tables are STRONG! Virtually indestructible! *puts fists through table* Err...uh...So, can I put you down for 5 of them?

quote:

Originally posted by Airazor:
Woot, thanks for the gold!



Movie trailer announcer guy:

In a world where tables are fed up with being simple serving stages for foods; they fight back. Gluttons beware, for the tables have turned... On you!

LOL!

Hunk's version of house arrest: having to be spoonfed by nanny.

Pidge (off camara): Hey Keith, I've got just the idea for a new security measure.

Keith (off camera): What's that Pidge?

Pidge: Since the cost of food is so expensive right now and since we need to ration our supplies, I've invented the means to keep one of the biggest thieves out of the kitchen. I call them 'The Hunk-Proof Stockade'. Hunk's modeling them now.

Hunk: I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!! LET'ME OUTTA HERE!!!

(offscreen)
Zarkon: Congratulations, Cossack. You have passed the initiation to become the next Fleet Commander.

Cossack: You mean "tricking a Voltron Force member into thinking they've been chosen to immortalize themselves with handprints in the Arusian Walk of Fame and then knocking them unconscious while they are still in quick-dry cement" is a tradition?

Zarkon: It is now.

Hunk gets a little pissed after getting carded.
Hunk: Dammit! This is last time I'm showing you all my Garrison ID card. How many do I have to it? I'm 26 for crying out loud! I can drink alcohol.
My DXV Romance

Hunk: Damn! All I did was ate what was on the table.

Princess: yeah including cheddar

Lotor: (off screen) Do you have anything to say for yourself, Hunk?

Hunk: Yeah...call me Snake.

The Galaxy Garrison health insurance plan does not cover bariatric surgery or lap bands.