Well hello and good Sunday evening to you! Hope everyone is doing well this fine and lovely day.

I have a few goodies to pass out and then I'm going to go spend some much needed 'kitty time' with my two babies, Princess and Melody. But I wanted to make sure I got these out first.

So without further delay . . .

KNIGHTS AND LADIES IN WAITING . . . YOUR WEEK 132 WINNERS!!



GOLD TROPHY






KIETHBLACKLION!!!!

KBL wrote:



Lotor: Father, wake up! Hillary Clinton has just been voted into office on Arus. Our day of triumph has arrived!


AlluraP: Sometimes you just have to hit it where it hurts . . . or at least where the Princess' heart is! LOL!



SILVER TROPHY




VICEROY THROK!!!!

Throk wrote:

Lotor: In the name of our lawd and savior I command the devil, leave this body and go back to hay-ell!
Zarkon: *roars demonically... spewing projectile vomit*

AlluraP:




BRONZE TROPHY



KYENCE!!!

Ky wrote:

Hagar: How touching...*wand glows*

*an eerie melody fills the air*

"So now I come to you
With open arms
Nothing to hide
Believe what I say
So here I am
With open arms
Hoping you'll see
What your love means to me
Open arms"

Zarkon: Lotor, please strike that woman for daring to inspire such crackfic!

Hagar: *cackles*



AlluraP: I'm ruined for life. Now everytime I heart Journey's song, "Open Arms' play on the radio, I'll have bad images floating through my head.

LOL!



HONORABLE MENTION



BLUELIONSTL!!!!

Blue wrote:

Upon removing the facial bandages, Zarkon tries to get up for a mirror...

Lotor: *grimaces at the sight of his father's face* NO father! You don't want to see this! Hagar, what have you done?

Hagar: I-I don't understand, I used the strongest of my magic...

Zarkon: MIRROR! *shakes hand violently*

Lotor hands him the mirror. Zarkon goes silent as he looks at his reflection.

Hagar: Please understand, I had limited resources to work with...

Zarkon starts laughing maniacally and smashes the mirror into pieces.

(sorry guys, just saw the new batman movie so I have a bit of a one track mind going)

AlluraP:




And this week's Best Effort and Smart Aleck mentions go to:


BEST EFFORT
ALLURAPSSISTER2!!!

APS wrote:

Lotor: Ah, fair Sleeping Beauty, come and let me awaken you with loves true kiss.

*gets closer and sees Zarkon*

Zarkon: All right, that's enough practice!

Lotor: But Father, I have to be the perfect Prince Charming for the upcoming Sleeping Beauty tryouts.

Zarkon: Go practice the 'slaying the evil witch' part for a while.

Haggar: Ohhh no you don't!



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SMART ALECK
RADICALX!!!!

Rad wrote:

Whose Lion Is It Anyway?

Okay, our next game is "Standing, Lying, and Kneeling", where one of our three players must be doing one of those three things at all times. Let's have Haggar, Zarkon, and Lotor come down here. Now, the scene is, Zarkon is dying...



Nice job this week gang! And once again we have another pic fresh from Kyence's Zarkon's Locus Please feel free to visit over there. I know the old tyrant just LOVES visitors! MWWWAHAHAAHAH!!!!


Ready?


Set??


GO!!!


Caption THIS!!


Ta-Ta!
~The Board Princess

King: Oh crap! I saw what the cat did to Allura. If this one vomits on me, I'm taking it out on Lotor's hide.

Haggar: Don't worry, he had his anti-vomit pills.

Knight off camera: you must choose...but beware, whereas the true grail brings you life, the false grail takes it from you.

Clown-lookin' king: I'm not a historian, I have no idea what it looks like.

Haggar: let me choose *picks up kitty-lookin 'grail' and hands to clown-lookin' king*

Clown-lookin' king: Ah yes, this is certainly the cup of the king of kings!

Hey, I'm sorry everybody missed me last week. I wasn't feeling too well, plus I had so much going on that I totally forgot to post. I thought I might have poasted, but I can't believe I had forgotten. But now, it's Week 33. Here I go,

Count Zeta- Haggar, what did u do to u'r cat?

Coba (cat)- Nevermind what Haggar did to me. She just squeezed out some major gas.

Haggar- Oh, I'm sorry my dear Count Zeta. It must've been the beans the slaves served last night.

Count Zeta-So does that mean I have to suffer from the smell?

Missed last week, not sure why. All I know is that my toe hurts! I fractured it at work.



No! You don't say! I can't believe it's not butter!

Haggar: Okay, we'll have a race to see who gets the drumstick! Ready...set....

Hey guys Here's mine:

King*thinking*: I can't believe she's letting her cat on the table! Do you know how gross and digusting that is? Where in the galaxy is that considered sanitary?I mean is it rude to tell her to take it off? I don't know!

My DXV Romance

I'll be out of town this weekend beginning tomorrow night, so I'll be on Sunday night to post the awards.

Take care!
~AlluraP

Ack! My sanity is going on Vacation Friday! Ack!

Hagar: Not on the table! The litter box is in Lotor's room!!!!