Good Sunday evening to all of my fellow Forum members of the Voltron kingdom. Your Princess, AlluraP here to hand out some goodies, and golly! I've really had to start digging out some extra golds this week! You guys really had a blast with this one!

So without further adieu . . .

Ladies and Gentleman and robeasts of allllllll ages! YOUR WEEK 126 WINNERS!!



GOLD TROPHY



RADICALX!!!!

Rad wrote:


Lotor undergoes a risky procedure to remove both Zarkon's foot, and Cossack's nose from his butt.


AlluraP: Oh but wait! There's more!!



GOLD TROPHY



BLUELIONSTL!!!!

BlueLionSTL wrote:

Lotor suddenly realized he couldn't hold it any longer, and let go a fart of doom. Poor servant girls....



GOLD TROPHY



ZEJAN THE WONDER MONKEY!!!!

Zejan wrote:

Say, Hagar...does this towel make my butt look big?



SILVER TROPHY




COWGIRLEDLUVSBIGMETALCATS!!!!

Cowgirl wrote:

NOT THERE!!!!!



BRONZE TROPHY



KIETHBLACKLION!!!

KBL wrote:

Lotor just realized that the nurse lost the rectal thermometer.


HONORABLE MENTION



DARKBLADE!!!!

DarkBlade wrote:

Servant Girl-*thinks* OMG, is that a picture of Old Witch Haggar in a bikini on his thigh!?

Lotor-Servant Girl, what are you staring at back there?!



And this week's Best Effort and Smart Aleck mentions go to:

BEST EFFORT
LADY MAGDALENA!!!

Mags wrote:

Lotor:Merla who are you calling a stuck up half witted scruffy looking nerf herder!!!

Hagar Off screen: *cackles* Ah my prince, I think you have the wrong series. There are no jedi knights here, just lion knights.

Lotor: Watch your tongue witch. You're no Queen Amidala.

Muse Massage Therapists *communicating telepathically* Spaceballs. Were surrounded by Spaceballs. Got air??



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SMART ALECK
KABUKI-SAMURAI!!!!

KB wrote:
Dammit, that stupid witch Hagar told me that I would finally get Princess Allura if I got a Brazilian wax.

Wait, I thought you girls were going to count to three before you pulled!? I wasn't ready!

All for Princess Allura!!


Great job everyone! Now here's a caption that was provided through the courtesy of Kyence's site, 'Zarkon's Locus'. Please be sure to visit her site and all the very cool stuff there at. (just click on the above hyperlink)

Ready?


Set??


Go!!!


Caption THIS!


Heh . . .
~The Board Princess

Pidge thinking: Why didn't I listen to Lance when he told me that Hunk was really Michael Jackson in disguise? Especially after Hunk invited me to the Ranch... Some kid genius I turned out to be...

Hunk: Oh look, a little thorn.

thanks for the gold princess!!!! I'm kinda scared to caption this next one, so I'll verge on the 'safe' side...



Pidge: Yeow! Watch out!

Hunk: GAH! I got a blade of grass in my eye!!!!

Darn, I can't believe I didn't get an award for a Lotor caption & this one looks tough but I'm gonna try anyway.




Pidge: Great it's about time we've found some food out in this forest. I'm starved.

Hunk: It's a good thing we pushed that old witch into oven. Now all we had to search for was vegetables.

Pidge: Yeah, if u can't beat em,' we'll just eat em.'

Pidge: Hunk, there's a robeast attacking and you're picking flowers?

Hunk: You don't understand, it's a whole field of wacky weedus.

Pidge: Huh?

Hunk: You know, Arusian Reds.

quote:

Originally posted by Princess Iris:
Darn, I can't believe I didn't get an award for a Lotor caption & this one looks tough but I'm gonna try anyway.

Nothing personal, Iris. A few people didn't win an award. Not everyone gets one every week.

Just thought I'd add that.

ROTFLMAO! Somebody has been watching too much Mel Brooks and Showtime...

**Princess Allura P, this one seems a little risque and I'm sure you knew that when you posted. But this is a family forum so here goes...(btw, it's been a while since I've posted here. Thanks for the mention )

Pidge watches with uneasiness while Hunk searches for the burgers he stashed away earlier; not knowing that Pidge scarfed 'em down.

All that's left is an IOU written on one of the wrapper.

quote:

Originally posted by KaBuKi-SAMURAI:
**Princess Allura P, this one seems a little risque and I'm sure you knew that when you posted. But this is a family forum so here goes...(btw, it's been a while since I've posted here. Thanks for the mention )

Pidge watches with uneasiness while Hunk searches for the burgers he stashed away earlier; not knowing that Pidge scarfed 'em down.

All that's left is an IOU written on one of the wrapper.

VERY creative!
Yep, I realized that, but so long as it doesn't get TOO vulgar, I'm fine with it.

Pidge: Hey, Hunk...look...a four-leaf clover...

Hunk: Really?! Where?! It's my lucky day! *bends down*

Pidge: Got ya right where I want ya...JUDO CHOP!

~~Meantime in an Alternate Universe~~

*In an effort to pick as many green stemmed flowers as he could, Hunk inadvertantly picked Pidge's green clothed leg, knocking the poor lad off of his feet just as the Princess was being attacked by Blue Cat. Allura ended up dying thanks to the carelessness of the Voltron Force.*


Keith: Wait a minute!! Allura died!? LANCE!! Is this another one of your 'Elevator Lance' episodes!?!

Lance: Not me Keith. For once that's not of KBL's doing.

OK HOLD IT! How am I suppose to compete against that one?!

*CAUTION*
--Looney Tunes Reference Ahead --


Hunk: I WANT AN EASTER EGG! I WANT AN EASTER EGG!

quote:

Originally posted by KiethBlackLion:
OK HOLD IT! How am I suppose to compete against that one?!

LOL!! Finding yourself in a little dilemma are you?

Wow, KBL admits defeat!! This is news in the making!!


*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair for the show*

I suspect we haven't heard the last of KBL.

Pidge: I won't be ignored Hunk!