I luv the parties & luxuries of Planet Doom. Money, power, & respect.

Could be a bit tempting. Just wonder if Lotor would lend some of them Harem Girls. Then it would be off the chain.........

Looks like they drink some good booze, too...

Oh yeah, ths syzrup there does look enticing! Just about everyone there has a cup of the goodie goodie! Even the robot soldiers!

Can't enuff that Tyrusian Gin. Even Haggar will drink to that. Now she's tore up.

Gin or no gin, Haggar will always be a hot mess. Drunk, but still a hot mess.

Now give me some of that Doom liquor and a party with Merla. Sounds like a great Saturday night.

I always heard that Doom as a place in general was great, but I never knew it was this great!!!!!

Compliments of Cossack The Terrible.

Yeah, doomites are full of crunk. Even had Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys at a Doom Party once.

Ice Cube says, "We get crunk on Doom.

Lil Jon on Planet Doom "Zarkon said WHAT!? Lotor said WHAT!?! OKKKAAAYYY!!!!

Zarkon's in wonderment. An old fart like him doesn't probably have the slightest idea as to what Hip Hop is.

As for his son, Lotor invited Lil Jon & rest of the East side boyz to Doom. He's ready to add his harem girls to the performance. Snoop walks in dressed like a pimp holding his pimp cup. Lotor looks over at Snoop & decides to get a pimp cup like his.

Lotor's new Pimp Cup says, "True Player." He then asks his servants, "Hey, pleaz pour the Mighty Prince Of Doom & also Denubian's biggest pimp some Tyrusian Gin."

Lil Jon & the Eastside boyz are up performing & Haggar & Cossack are getting down.

Queen Merla is somewhere, but I can't seem to find her.

Outside of the party, Merla is admiring a pimped out car.

Merla"Oh, thats a nice ride. I wonder who's it is?

DJ Paul of Three Six Mafia hops out of the vehicle.

DJ Paul-"Wassup shortbread?"

Merla-"Nice whip. Are those 22's?

DJ Paul-"Nah, 26's. MMm, you are fine shawty.

Merla-"If you let me drive it, I can show you fine......."

Great, we found Merla. She's outside showing her stuff. Hahaha. I wonder where this will wind up? I'll be staying tuned for that.

Meanwhile, I, Princess Iris is inside with her brother, the Mighty Crown Prince Lotor, admiring the special visitors we have at Castle Doom.

Haggar & Cossack spent the last few minutes getting down.

Cossack decides he's gonna grab some of Doom's new Alize. Share a few laughs with P. Diddy. He just walked in the door.

As for Haggar, I don't see her. Wonder where she went off to? Hopefully, not the throne room, cuz the last I heard, Old Zarkie went somewhere in the Castle to crash. Why would she want to bother the old party pooper.

In the arena, our performers get ready to take stage, while all Doomites are paying their homage to Prince Lotor.

Hait to Prince Lotor. How he luvs the recognition.

DJ Paul "Whoa shawty, you got it like dat?"

Merla"That and then some......daddy"

*Inside Castle Doom*

Lotor "Lil Jon, this pimp cup is magnificent. I wish to have them all"

Lil Jon"What?! You want WHAT!?

Lotor "I wish to have more of the pimp chalices"

Lil Jon "OKAAAYYYY!!!!"

*Haggar slithers around the castle*

Haggar-I gotta fin *hic* Zarkon.....he is my *hic* baby's *hic* daddy......*hic* *passes out drunk*

*Merla and DJ Paul still chillin outside*

Merla "I am a Queen. Lets make an arrangement, you let me drive your tight whip and I will do anything you want"

DJ Paul "Ay, you know I won an Academy Award?"

Merla tells DJ Paul that it's now time she win an Academy Award. Riding the tight whip should do it.

DJ Paul says he took Merla for a great ride. It was like riding the Magnum at Cedar Point.

Lotor gets his pimp chalices from Lil Jon. Each of them personalized with his own autograph. He liked them enough to where he decided to get one for his sister, Iris & another for a significant other.

He said the thing about giving the pimp chalice to the significant other is whether or not she'll accept his gift. She doesn't even give him the time of day. I guess we know who the mystery girl is.

Now, Lotor sits back with his ole' buddy Cossack to watch performances. He notices the scantily clad girls dancing on stage & decides to lend more of his harem girls. He says, "Hey, 50 Cent has given me a whole diferent perspective on ways I can use my harem chicks.

Haggar in the mean time decided to leave old Zarkie be & join the others for excitement. I wonder what she'll be doing next.