Cossack: "Afterall, I'm Cossack The Terrible.

My favorite,

"I always knew I was this great, but I never thought I was this great!!!"

My all time FAVORITE set of Doom quotes!

Lotor: They're good . . . but nothing like the team we had at the academy when I was training. Remember Commander?"

Mogor: Uhhh . . . yes. *lowers his head*

Lotor: I wish you'd tell Father how good I was. He doesn't appreciate my skill.

Zarkon: Because you're a dummy and a failure!


Oh I love that!!!

"Because you're a dummy and a failure!!"

BWAAHAHAHAH!!!!

The "you're a dummy and a failure" quote is my favourite Doom line as well.


I also like Haggar's "My magic can easily change the colour to red, but I don't do Windows".

"Let me guess...you want a heart, a brain, and Kansas?" heheh

Zarkon: Lotor thinks he's destroyed the mighty Voltron. He thinks planet Arus can no longer attack us. What does he have to think with? He's a numbskull.

Zarkon: Lotor, you are my son, may I be forgiven, and someday
you will be King, may the Evil Gods help the planet."

The little asides in this quote always cracked me up.

It seems a lot of us enjoy hearing Zarkon rip on Lotor.

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Originally posted by Honerva:
It seems a lot of us enjoy hearing Zarkon rip on Lotor.

Z is a bit snarky, ain't he, hehe. Poor Lotor. He's got some lines that make me laugh out loud. I'll give the poor guy some slack with a couple of my fave lines of his:

"You're quite a gymnast, Keith, but then again, who cares?"

I also laugh in the Lotor traps Pidge ep where he says he'll count to ten to give him a chance to escape. He counts to two and then goes, "Enough of this, time for some fun" and shoots at him (I'm kinda lazy right now and don't have the exact quote or dvd at hand).

In ep 18 Zarkon Is Dying, As way to test Lotor's loyalty, Hagar and Zarkon trick Lotor into believing that there is a special berry on Arus that can cure Zarkon's illness.

Lotor sreams out:

"I'll get those berries!"

Only to try and poison Zarkon later.

I love episode 28.

"Ah, Planet Tyrus, with its its dangerous meteor showers and its hideous sinister castles, is truly a lovely vacationland. So depressing!"

"Do we torture the captives or eat the birthday cake?"
"Let us torture the captives by eating the birthday cake in front of them!"

"Angel's food!"
"Why didn't you order devil's food?"

Haha, I haven't been here in some time and these Doom quotes made my morning. I have far too many to pick a favorite unfortunately.

Here are a few more classics off the top of my head:

Cossack's sarcastic "Who? That girl in pink? Is she someone important?" when Allura is escaping from Merla and he and Haggar are laughing at Merla.

Haggar: "When Zarkon finds out there isn't enough lazon, things are going to get ugly."
Cossack: "They always do when you show up."

Haggar to Cossack: "Do you have to practice to be such a fool, or does it just come naturally? Don't answer."

Merla: "I'm going to show Haggar how to be evil and sheek at the same time."

Zarkon: (to Lotor) "And as your punishment, you're grounded!"

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Z is a bit snarky, ain't he, hehe

Zarky sure is a bit snarky.

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Zarky sure is a bit snarky.

And we wouldn't have him any other way!

1. When Cossack is griping about Merla to Haggar:

Cossack: "Well, them I'm gonna tell her off. Then again, maybe I should just call her on the phone."

2. Haggar: "Damn, how did Merla get the keys to my robeast. She must've hot-wired it when I wasn't looking."

3. Lotor: "This would've been more fun if u were humans. There's no victory in defeating a bunch of dimwitted robots."