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Swords don't kill people. Yurak kills people!

Yurak has two speeds: Walk and Kill!

Haggar doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.

Lotor once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot went faster then the speed of light, traveled through time, and hit Keith upside of the head. Again

Zarkon drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Cossack has donated the more blood that anyone else to the galactic red cross that anyone else, however none of it was his own.

Lotor once walked down an Azure City Street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Haggar can burn ants without using a magnifying glass. At night.

If you wake up in the morning, it means that Cossack has decided to spare your miserable life.

Nuclear fission was invented when Yurak used his light saber on an atom that displeased him.

Zarkon doesn't belong to the fighter class, the fighter class belongs to him.

Zarkon doesn't worship the gods, the gods worship HIM.

Their are two types of people, those who are alive. And those who've met Yurak

Zarkon is a king, and will not lie.Therefore reality adapts to what he says.

Against the best-laid plans of Haggar, the gods themselves contend in vain.

Death comes not for Cossack; Cossack comes for Death.

Where there is a will, there is Zarkon.

Lotors sword may not be beutiful, but it IS in the eye of the Beholder.

Cossack once defeated 1000 opponents alone: he surrounded them.

People fear there may be boogeyman under their beds. Boogeymen fear there may be Haggar under their beds.

Zarkon doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.

Yurak once had an apprentice who proved too pathetic to train. His name was Conan.

Zarkon’s penis is so large that, when he was circumcised, it required a 12 blowtorches, a massive woodchipper, and a team of Arusian slaves just to hold it up.

Yurak doesn't hunt. He kills

Cossack once beat up a crocodile, a lion and a tyrannosaurus, but only by tying them all up with an anaconda

There are two domestic types of pets on Planet Doom. Cobas & Yuraks.

Zarkon knows of no such Holiday on Planet Doom, because everyday on Planet Doom is Happy Zarkon's Day.

Haggar doesn't believe anybody should be beautiful unless it's only to get what she wants. Therefore, she's decided to add age-enhancement to the list of Plastic Surgeries.

Michael Jackson's pissed after hearing that someone on Planet Doom has stolen his dance moves. He found that out when he seen Lotor pacing back & forth as usual.

Merla at one time made luv with Cossack & thought he tasted terrible. That's why Cossack has been known as Cossack The Terrible.

When someone was roaming around a beach on Planet Doom, they found one of them great big ocean shells & thought one of Yurak's ears fallen off.

Haggar doesn't listen to the weather. She controls it.

Zarkon drinks Magnesium Citrate to relieve him of constipation.

There are two cats available in Castle Doom. There's Coba & this Tomcat named, Lotor.

Cossack is the only one in the whole universe who can demonstrate how toads mate.

Planet Doom never has to worry about running out of spagetti as long as Merla's around.