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Laughing at Shadows |
Hi Doomites... guess I should
dredge myself up from the mire of my existance to bid you all greetings and dark tidings.  Ohhhkay well that was a bit morbid... anyways, hellooo evildoers.... I'll try not to kick your sorry tails too hard, but I'm not makin any promises. I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Princess Of Planet Doom |
Welcome to the one & only infamous Planet Doom.
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Doom's Cheerleader |
Greetings and welcome to the evil side!
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Laughing at Shadows |
Muwhahahhahahahahahaha **does the evil victory laugh** take that Voltron FORCE! MEET THE MADONNA ROBEAST! This isn't just your ordinary pop star, she's going down in history like the CHER BOT of 87! Lance: Look at the Pidge: Cones Hunk: On that piece of Keith: a- Allura: **sweetly** Keeeiittthhh Keith: ASSEMBLE VOLTRON! I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Laughing at Shadows |
Lotor! Your eyebrows... they're so white do you bleach? Lotor: Yes I do... I also have them waxed and shaped every two weeks...**to camera** Remember girls, if you want to rule the universe make sure you have neat eyebrows.... or else it all goes wrong. I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Doom's Cheerleader |
And to think, all Zarkon has needed all this time is a better eyebrow pencil! Maybe Merla will lend him one...
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Laughing at Shadows |
I don't know, he's got some nasty facial fungus of some sort.... but I wonder if Marla sells Avon on her days off?
I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Doom's Cheerleader |
That could just be how Doomites age. Instead of wrinkles, they get scaly. Look at Haggar. Although her lovely complexion could probably be attributed to constant exposure to radiation and magical by-products from her robeast experimentation hobby.
Merla as the friendly neighborhood Avon lady and Queen of Darkness? Perhaps she could start her own chain of "evil and chic" products for ladies of the Drule empire. Allura might not like her lipstick, but Merla likely wouldn't be caught dead in her frilly pink clothes anyway. |
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Laughing at Shadows |
Yes I can totally see her line at Hot Topic! Right next to the Emily Strange and Atticus clothing line. Very cool. Doomites, the original goth/deth metal heads! Rock on Lotor.... Rock on. I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Freelance Robeast Jack of Arts  |
I'm gonna sing the Doom song now!
Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! (6 months later) Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! Doom doom doomdoom doomdoom doom! (get whacked with a rock) |
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Laughing at Shadows |
EDITED DUE TO CONTENT.
~AlluraP I swear.... sometimes I just gotta dance. |
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Not another bishie lovin' fangirl n00b. |
*two slow claps of applause*
Wow... Homophobia. So for the win. See, as much as the stuff annoys me about suicide, it just strikes me as lame and I can let that be. But um... using words like "fag" and "dyke" and lines like "I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo"? Sorry, but, tried to not let that nauseate me but no, just not grooving with it. So sorry, but you fail. You're not funny, you just sound like a total douchebag. And being as that's the case, I present to you... The Douchery Award.  sageblessing.livejournal.com ~~~ cowgirled.stumbleupon.com Female Robeast: "Is that a Blazing Sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" -- SGB |
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Official Board Princess and Board Moderator  |
Thread Locked and edited for content.
In the future LadyAuroreStormwynd, please refrain from this kind of posting. Thank you. ~AlluraP ~The Official Board Princess~ "Princess, you ride with me." --Keith, Voltron Force 2011 LONG LIVE KEITH AND ALLURA! http://alluraandkeith.homestead.com/   |
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