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the ultimate Lotor fangurl and soldier for planet Doom |
Alrighty then the challenge is do a fanspoof of Lotor on an episode of punk'd.lets see who rizes to the challenge.and i'll be the last to post mine.so i can see if anyone actually reads my mind.
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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I don't ever get to watch this show, so could u please post an example?
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the ultimate Lotor fangurl and soldier for planet Doom |
Ashton Kuscher:On this episode of punk'd we have the infamous Prince Lotor Crowned Prince of Planet Doom.And my accomplaceses are Princess Allura of Arus,King Zarkon his father,Haggar the court Witch of Planet Doom.We like paid some dewds to hitt on his date who so happens to be his dream chic Princess Allura.Watch out this stuff is gonna be hilarious.
Lotor:*walks in the restaraunt and sits at the table* Thanks for the best table this restaraunt has excellent ambiance. waiter:thank you Prince Lotor oh by the way your date is freshening up in the lavatory. Allura:*walks from the lavatory to the table that Lotor is at and sits*Oh hi Lotor thank you for waiting for me so patiently. Lotor:My do you look as ravishing as ever tonight. waiter:can i take your order please? Lotor:I'll have the New York Strip and steamed vegies.And the lovely lady will have the lobster and steamed vegies.And we'll both be having a bottel of Krystal. Ashton Kuscher:and now the fun begins!!send in the flirty dewds!!!!! dewd #1:*in an overly loud voice to dewd #2*:dewd I am so going over to her place tonight hey baby whats shakin. dewd #2:*again in a loud voice*Is she with her sister?naahhh She is with some girly dewd. Lotor:*waves to get the attention of the matridee and he comes to the table*If you don't do something about those idiots over there I'll have your establishment shut down understand. *dewds#1&2 are still at it**while Lotor is getting increaseingly pissed**and Allura is getting increaseingly embarassed* *Lotor and Allura both get up and leave* *dewds #1&2 leave at the same time as Lotor and Allura dose* *they meet outside of the restaraunt* *and Lotor and dews #1&2 get into it when the police are called* Ashton Kuscher:things are about to heat up lets watch what happens. cop #1:Whats going on here whats is he doing to you. dewd #1:we were in the restaraunt and this guy just jumped us when we got to the parking lot. cop #2:is this what happened miss. Allura:no that creep was making lewd comments about me and my date was just taking care of it. cop #2:that ain't what i was told by the matradee he said you two started it. Lotor:*grabbs the cop by the throat*No we did not those two idiots did.Why I ought to kill you both with my bare hands. Ashton Kuscher:well time to break out your punk'd gotta get out his dad and ole' haggie. King Zarkon,Haggar,and Allura:Lotor you just got PUNK'D. Ashton Kuscher:Howdya' feel brah. Lotor:Ahh man you are dead. my episode of Lotor on PUNK'D THE END Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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Hey, now I remember this show, so I've come up with one.
This involves Lotor, the Drules, & most of all Daddy King Zarkon. Zarkon receives telecommunication from Emperor Zeppo. Emperor Zeppo- Mighty King Zarkon, I'm unable to fulfill my duties as Supreme ruler of the Empire. I've decided to grant u as Supreme ruler of the Empire. Could u please report to Planet Drule for a very special party held in u'r honor? Zarkon- It's about time someone throws a party in my honor. Look for my ship!!!! Zarkon arrives at the Planet Drule Palace. Lotor- As new ruler, I welcome u to Planet Drule, my dear Father. Zarkon- New ruler? What about the mighty Emperor Zeppo? I'm suppose to be taking his place. Lotor- No, I am. I was chosen. Zarkon- The mighty Zeppo specifically said I'm suppose to take over. Now get off that throne before I have u auction u off. Lotor- Look Father, it's my throne. Zarkon- (Gets out his skepter) It's time for me to perform my disciplinary procedures, Lotor. U'r grounded. Lotor-So u want u challenge me? win or lose, I'm now the Emperor who rules the whole Empire. (Pulls out his sword) Ashton Kuscher- It looks like now Zarkon & Lotor are in a heated altercation. Let's watch to see what beomes of them? Throk enters to assist Lotor in the brawl with his Zarkon. Zarkon- What's the meaning of this Viceroy? Throk- Lotor is now Supreme ruler of the Empire. Zarkon- That's not what I was told. Ashton Kuscher- Wow, there comes Zeppo with the rest of the Councill along with many Drules at this Specail Gathering Party. Zeppo- What's going on here? Zarkon- I came here for my honoring party & my dimwitted son is sitting where he's not suppose to be. Lotor- I ought to kill him for this humliation. Zarkon- But I'm ruler of the Drule Empire now, my darling son. Zeppo- From the way I understood it, the Suprme Council had voted Lotor to become the new Emperor & we're now holding this party in his honor. Zarkon- ((Gets out his skepter) That's it. U said I was supposed to be Emperor. Ashton Kuschner- It's now time to let it out, because Zarkon, u'v been punk'd. <a href="http://s78.photobucket.com/albums/j116/GangstaIris/?action=view¤t=princessiris3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j116/GangstaIris/princessiris3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> |
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the ultimate Lotor fangurl and soldier for planet Doom |
Iris that made me LMAO.
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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Lotorsgurl, i might like this one. Hey, & why is no one else posting any, because someone has to have some good ones. And where has Kyence been, because I could just see her posting on the punk'd thread along with a photo manip to crack u up.
Here we go, Ashton Kuscher: On today's episode of punk'd, our infamous Crown Prince of Doom, the one & only Prince Lotor is making a trip to Planet Tyrus' Massage parlor. Again he has some scantily clad slaves tending to his need on that massage table. We had paid Count Zeta to film this juicy moment & display it to the people of Planet Arus. In addition to Lotor, the other people in today's punk'd challenge is the Infamous Princess Allura of Planet Arus & rest of the Voltron force. At the Massage Parlor; Female Slave #1- It's definitely nice to have the pleasure of doing this again. Female Slave #2- Yes, it's a priviledge that we get assigned to this gratifying job on Planet Tyrus. It makes me not want to return to my home planet everyday. Lotor- Oh, it makes me feel extravagant that slaves even find me adoring. Most of all they think I'm sexy. Female Slave #2- U'r feeling so soft my Prince. (Starts tickling his feet) Lotor- I'm so relaxed. Heh, not my feet!! Female Slave #2- But u'r really tender there my Prince. Lotor- (Laughs) Don't worry about it. I'm sure there are other ways besides my feet. Female Slave #1- (Massages his thighs & works her fingers under the towel) Lotor- Awwe, this is what I call the Royal Treatment. Ouchhhh!!!!!! Hey, would u stop that!!! Female Slave #1- Ooopps! I'm sorry, my Prince. It was really tender there. Lotor- Tender or not, find another place on me that's tender. Female Slave #2- (Climbs on his back & sits on him as if he were a horse & rubs his skin up & down) Wow, this is fun. Lotor- Hey, get a grip. (Gets up, while slave jumps off) Okay that's enough. Count Zeta is sitting in his lounge as Lotor is leaving the Massage Parlor sore all over. Count Zeta- Is there something wrong my Prince? U look wore out. Lotor- Of course I'm wore out. If I had known u was gonna send the slaves to perform my massage that u did, I would've been better off hiring a Professional Therapist. Count Zeta- Either that or maybe I coud do it next. Lotor- U'r a sick fool. I'm off to my harem to cool off. Ashton Kuscher- Boy, looks like them broads did our ole' Prince in pretty good. Now, he's gonna get a pretty good wake up call. Lotor- This is better than the experience I had at the Massage parlor. Doom Troop- Sire, there's a message left for u on the Control Monitor unexpectedly from the girl of u'r dreams. Lotor- (Eyes sprout open) So my delectably, beautiful Princess had finally taken to me for a change. (He presses in the code to contact Allura) Allura appears on the monitor, with the Voltron force LTAO. Lotor- There u are my beauty. So have u thought about what we've talked about. Allura- That's enough!! Now u have some explaining to do Lotor!! Lotor- Explaining about what? The terms of our marriage? Allura- No, for a video of yourself in action being shown to all my people on Arus. Lotor- There's no video. If there is, I hope u enjoyed it. (Looks at the Voltron force) And what could possibly be so funny? Hunk- Don't look at me. U'r the one who's been circulating it. Lance- Nevertheless, did the filming on yourself. Pidge- Sounds like u let them chicks do u in good. Lotor- Shut up squirt!!! Allura- Before u ask me to marry u, u egotistical monster, u should be sure there isn't anyone else int he picture! Ashton Kuscher- Whoaaa!! It looks like both Allura & Lotor are heated up. In the meantime, Lotor wants to get to the bottom of this. Lotor- My sweet, u have to believe me. I wasn't the one who filmed it. Besides it was a massage. Allura- It was a massage, alright!! While I'm pretty pissed off that u'v decided to circulate a video of yourself to my people on Arus without my authority, I find it amusing that u who claim to be the strongest fighter were no match for what u call, puny, human lslaves. (Laughs) Lotor- Hey it was Keith. He hasn't said a word. Keith- it wasn't me u creep. I just had the thrill of watching u get beat down by a couple chicks. Lotor- (Pounds console) That's it I'm coming over there. I'll meet u outside the castle. Keith- Then bring it on Lotor. I know if 2 chicks could give u a beat down, I know that I can too. Ashton Kuscher- It looks like things are gonna heat up between Lotor & his rival Keith. Lotor is now outside the Castle of Lions on Planet Arus awaiting Keith to challenge him. Lotor- Come on out Keith!! Are u chicken? Ashton Kuscher- Alright, it's time to make the confession. Let's bring out Count Zeta, Keith, Allura, & the rest of the Voltron force. Count Zeta- We've all proudly come out here together to inform u that Lotor, u'v just been punked. Ashton Kuscher- Congratulations, my Prince. Lotor- That's it. I'm calling my Daddy!!!! <a href="http://s78.photobucket.com/albums/j116/GangstaIris/?action=view¤t=princessiris3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j116/GangstaIris/princessiris3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> |
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the ultimate Lotor fangurl and soldier for planet Doom |
ROTFLMAO that was funny
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? |
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