This post came from an idea I just got, but imagine calling Lotor's phone number & listening to his voicemail greeting.

What would it say?

Lotor: U'v reached Prince Lotor, Crown Prince of Doom at 269-6969. I'm busy either trying to pick up Allura, destroy Voltron, or conquer Planet Arus. Or best yet, with my harem ladies or gettin tore up. If this is Allura, tell me where I should reach u, my sweet.

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Originally posted by Princess Iris:
This post came from an idea I just got, but imagine calling Lotor's phone number & listening to his voicemail greeting.

What would it say?

Lotor: U'v reached Prince Lotor, Crown Prince of Doom at 269-6969. I'm busy either trying to pick up Allura, destroy Voltron, or conquer Planet Arus. Or best yet, with my harem ladies or gettin tore up. If this is Allura, tell me where I should reach u, my sweet.

I'm thinking more of:

"This is Lotor, Crown Prince of Doom, the Sultan of Sin, the Purveyor of Pain, the Titilating Torturer and the Future Ruler of the Galaxy. I cannot come to the phone right now as I am laying seige to another pathetic planet and planning my Tupperware Open House. If you would like to come to the open house, please say so in your message. Please leave your name and number after the beep and I will return your call. Thank you.

Hmmm...those are good...but what about:

"You've reached the office of Lotor, Crown Prince of Planet Doom. How DARE you try to contact me? Please leave your name and number so that I might PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!.....*beeep*"

Hmm...that's pretty good. I might have to change mine to that...=P

I can see this happening, when you can't figure out how to get the message to stop or press the right button:

"You have contacted the Crown Prince of Planet Doom. Due to a certain psychic magenta-haired queen, this screening is for my convenience, not yours. If this is an emergency due to your incompetence, chances are I am throttling you while you are waiting for this message to end. If this my father, yes, I am just about to deal the finishing blow to Voltron. If this is Allura, stay on the line, your call is being traced to your exact location. Have a nice day. *mutters* Now how do I turn this thing off? Is it this button? *DOOP* *DOOP* GAH! Blast, you infernal machine! *laser sword being drawn form its scabbard sound* Take thi..."

At the sound of the tone, please state your name, leave a message, and then hang up.

This is Lotor, he wouldn't leave the message himself, he'd have one of his servants to do the message.

You have reached the voicemail box for Lotor, Crown Prince of Doom. For your trouble, you may leave a message at the sound of the annoying tone. However, know that because you have called and interrupted my ghastly existance, I must now punish you severely. That is all.