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the ultimate Lotor fangurl and soldier for planet Doom  |
me personaly harem girl because of the perks.never the lap dog of zarkon.plus you get to see lotor everyday.how cool is that.
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Doom's Cheerleader |
Zarkon's doggie. He's got a cushier throne and Lotor is too moody. Plus Zarkon would probably throw me his leftover chicken legs to gnaw on and let me bite annoying interplanetary visitors!
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Zarkon's Conscience |
I dunno, from the lap dogs I've seen, they've got it pretty good. Being the lap dog of an interplanetary king must be even better. Plus when someone orders a dog around, it's not considered demeaning, and Zarkon does not seem the bestiality type. Incidentally, Yurak would scare the crap out of me
 I don't think I would last very long in any harem... |
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Doom's Cheerleader |
Don't forget the bonus of, if you're a male lap dog, the evil fun of getting to lift your leg on people that grate on your master's nerves. You know Zarkon would have loved doing that to each of his underlings in the middle of a scolding at least once...
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Princess Of Planet Doom |
I'd rather be part of Lotor's harem. Lotor could never be in a bad mood with me in there & would personally make me his right hand lady. He'll definitely need some chick to take the place of Haggar when he becomes King.
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Official Board Princess and Board Moderator  |
From what I recall, Zarkon's beasts get treated better than Lotor's harem girls.
 I'll go with the doggie for $200, Alex. ~AlluraP ~The Official Board Princess~ "Princess, you ride with me." --Keith, Voltron Force 2011 LONG LIVE KEITH AND ALLURA! http://alluraandkeith.homestead.com/   |
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The Official Voltron Forum Everything Voltron Now Entering Castle Doom! if you had to choose between being a harem girl of lotors or the lap dog of zarkon ?