Keith and Lotor get into a "Yo Momma" fight. Inspired by the Robot Chicken episode where Luke and Palpatine get into one.
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Voltron, Yo’ Momma

Scene: When Lotor first appears at the castle of lions, hovering at the window facing the Voltron Force.

Lotor: Is there not a brave on among you?

Keith: I accept your challenge.

Lotor: And what do they call you?

Keith: I’m Keith.

Lotor: Well then, Keith. Prepare to get beaten.

Keith: Just like your Momma.

Lotor: What was that?

Keith: I said…Your….Momma.

Pidge: *jumps onto the PA system* YO’ MOMMA FIGHT!!!

Everyone in the castle scrambles outside, gathering in front of the castle stairs. The Voltron Force are at the top with a chalk board. “Lotor” written on one side, “Keith” written on the other. Lotor and Keith are standing two steps down from the top, so that everyone can see them.

Keith: Your Momma’s so ugly, Prince Bokar wouldn’t sleep with her.

Crowd: Cheers.

Lotor: Your Momma’s so ugly, Haggar mistook her for a robeast.

Crowd: Cheers.


Pidge: *places a mark under Lotor’s name*

Keith: Your Momma’s so fat, Voltron couldn’t lift her.

Crowd: Cheers.

Lotor: Your Momma’s so stupid, when she heard “insert key” she said B Flat.

Crowd: Booos

Pidge: *puts a mark under Keith’s name*

Keith: Your Momma’s so stupid, she thought a robeast was an exercise machine.

Crowd: *isn’t really excited*

Lotor: Your Momma’s so fat, when she sits around the castle, she sits AROUND the castle.

Crowd: *chuckles*

Pidge: *puts a mark under Lotor’s name*

Keith: Your Momma’s so ugly, that when Zarkon threw her into the gladiator pit, all the combatants turned to stone.

Crowd: Cheers

Lotor: Your Momma’s so stupid, she thought the Blazing Sword was a new hot sauce.

Crowd: *boos* Burn! Burn! Burn!

Pidge: *Puts a mark under Keith’s name*

Keith: Your Momma’s so stupid, she thought V3D was a great show!

Lotor: Your Momma’s so stupid, she read the Justin Marks script and loved it!

Crowd: *erupts into cheers*

Pidge: *Puts a mark under Lotor’s name*

Keith: *is stunned* Uh…uh…Your Momma’s so…stupid, she….tried to insert a lion key into her front door.

Crowd: *boos*

Lotor: Your Momma’s so fat, even Nanny went DAAAAAAMN!

Crowd: *erupts into cheers*

Pidge: *puts mark under Lotor’s name* Lotor wins.

The crowd cheers as Lotor takes a bow. Keith, hanging his head in shame, picks up a rock and knocks Lotor over the head with it.
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LOL!

And that ep of robot chicken was great.

KBL- that was great! Where do you come up with this stuff?!?

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Originally posted by shadowcat:
KBL- that was great! Where do you come up with this stuff?!?

Honestly, I don't really know. It's really a gift.

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Keith: Your Momma’s so stupid, she thought V3D was a great show!

Lotor: Your Momma’s so stupid, she read the Justin Marks script and loved it!

LOL!

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Keith, hanging his head in shame, picks up a rock and knocks Lotor over the head with it.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Originally posted by KiethBlackLion:

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Originally posted by shadowcat:
KBL- that was great! Where do you come up with this stuff?!?

Honestly, I don't really know. It's really a gift.

I always thought you like to blame your wife, guess I was wrong.