Okay everybody, I can't seem to find a Humor & Spoofs forum on here, so I have to act a fool somewhere.

I happen to find drama & soap operas on Planet Doom to be pretty interesting, so let the fun begin.

This case first involves;

Name: Queen Merla
Age: 30
Occupation: Queen Of Darkness
Residence: Seventh Kingdom in the Crimson Quadrant or whereever it is.

Her complaint is that she has recently been married to:

Name: Prince Lotor
Age: 25
Occupation: Crown Prince Of Doom
Residence: Planet Doom

She claims that even though they were married, she hardly ever sees him. Ever since they seen each other, she remembers dating Lotor here & there until his Father, King Zarkon decided they should get married & tied their strings right in his throne room.

Will finish later unless anybody else wants to.

I could be wrong but...it doesn't seem like you have a lot of takers.

*hears crickets*

Maybe they are all at work or something.

I haven't been able to finish, cuz I got injured in an accident & been laid up in the hospital for a couple days.

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Originally posted by Princess Iris:
I haven't been able to finish, cuz I got injured in an accident & been laid up in the hospital for a couple days.

Ack! Sorry to hear you were in an accident! I hope you're feeling better now!

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Originally posted by Cheezey:

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Originally posted by Princess Iris:
I haven't been able to finish, cuz I got injured in an accident & been laid up in the hospital for a couple days.

Ack! Sorry to hear you were in an accident! I hope you're feeling better now!

Ditto! Feel better soon! *brings you flowers*

Cheaters Continued....

Well, after Merla & Lotor were married, disaster began to start.

Queen Merla- Right after my husband's father married us, I had a plan to go to Arus & poison Keith with this drink that I & Haggar had made. I asked Lotor to come along, but he said he said he wished not to.

While I was doing my mission on Arus, I thought everything was going well as planned, but then for some reason it failed. Keith never got the drink & he quickly got there to warn Allura about it being poisonous.

Keith wasn't at the castle. I could never understand how he found out, but heard thru the grapevine that Lotor came to Arus to warn Keith about the drink. Why would he do that? I thought we both were fighting on the same side. The mission failed all because Lotor had to get in the way. I've never been defeated before I hit Arus. My mission don't seem to fail, cuz of Voltron. It's that numbskull gettin in the way.

Lotor showed himself & had the nerve to spat with me right on Planet Arus. He said our marriage was a joke, but then we get back to Doom, he tells me he luvs me & that our marriage was meant to be.

We had a that together, but then all of a sudden he's gone again. What does he do that he can never spend time with me.

Lotor always has an excuse. I have to plot a plan to conquer Arus. I have to help Haggar create a new robeast. I have to talk with my father. Me & Cossack are hanging out.

Due to this, our marriage is falling apart. We're best known as the dysfunctional couple."

Detective- Well, Merla, sounds like this is a job for us.

The dectectives begin investigating Lotor, by first talking to everybody on Planet Doom & found out that everything Lotor had said to Merla was false.

Detectives begin to investigate Lotor & are filming everything he does.

The videocam records Lotor;

1st- Coming out of the castle to get a fresh breath of air. He
then goes to his chambers to fix himself up. It appears
that he's dressed in his military uniform as he leaves
out on his ship. Cossack asks to go along, but Lotor
tells him "no."

2nd- Inside the ship, Lotor is changing into some black
track suit pants & white wife beater shirt. His ship
lands in a wooded area on Planet Arus. While there,
he encounters a group of women whom he immediately
begins flurting with. Then an attractive woman with
dazzling blue eyes, long chestnut blonde hair shows us.

3rd- Looks like this situation is a secret, but the woman
immediately runs to him & puts her arms around him.
They then start kissing. Lotor picks her up & carries
her inside his ship. They pretty much sit down talking,
watching TV, & sitting on a sofa looking pretty snug.

4th- Once they're done, the woman waves as he smiles
& winks at her. He tells her, "I'll be back to see u
tomorrow, my sweet."

5th- His ship takes off to Planet Tyrus. While there, he
goes to this harem. We somehow managed to follow
him inside. And to tell u the truth, he was getting
pretty mushy with all them women in there. They was
all over him & he hadn't bothered to tell them to get off
of him.

6th- One woman left with him when he went back to Doom.
When they arrived, she follows him to his chambers &
stays with him overnite.

To Be Continued. Got stuff to do.

Okay, I'm back. My mind has been too blank to continue with the wackiness, but now Humpty Dumpty's been put back together again.

7th- It's another day, while Lotor is off on another planet somewhere fulfilling a mission which his father sent him on. It was on some planet that's like a comet orbiting Arus ever so often. Before Zarkon had arrived, Lotor had some slaves build a temple to a woman by the name of Allura. One slave mentioned something about Merla to Lotor & why being married to her, he still has his thang for Allura. Lotor didn't seem to care about hearing Merla's name. He just went on & on & on about Allura.

8th- I seen u had arrived on that same planet to complete some duties for Zarkon, but once u had left, Lotor stayed behind for a minute. He then took off in his little yellow cruiser & snuck onto Planet Arus. It was night time & everyone was asleep. I notice Lotor stopping his cruiser in front of a bedroom window at the Castle Of Lions & picking up the same blond haired Princess he was spotted with yesterday.

9th- Him & the pretty blond princess flew to some restaurant on Arus. They stayed there & talked for a pretty good long time. After this, they went riding around the planet & all of a sudden came to some park in a wooded area. They both got out, sat on this bench, & began caressing, hugging, & kissing. Once they finished with the luvy duvy session, they headed back to the castle. Lotor went into her room with her & stayed in there for a good half hour. They was pretty quiet, to keep from getting heard.

10th- Lotor now leaves Arus to come back to Doom. When he arrives, he heads to his chambers, where he meets an attractive pleasure slave. Him & the attractive brunette stayed in his chambers for sometime, then heads to his harem. While at his harem, he puts on a show for his women, then selects five whom he stated he planned to take to Tyrus with him. He plans to leave for Tyrus tomorrow.

Merla watches the video & freaks out.

Queen Merla- What!!!! So Mr. Prince Charming wants to play games!!

Detective- I'm afraid so. Looks like he's been doing a lot when u'r not around.

Queen Merla- EErrrrr!!!! I could just ring his neck out. Why, why why why.

Detective- I'm so sorry u'r marriage has turned out this way.

Queen Merla- Yes, but it won't be for long. (cackles)

Detective- He's suppose to leave for Planet Tyrus tomorrow. We will be going there, so u can confront him.

Queen Merla- I sure will along with informing the might King Zarkon not to send him to Arus anymore, so he could see his precious little cutie doll. Not only thast, but I think Captain Keith of the Voltron force should see these videos.

Detective- Don't know if that's possible.

Merla's robot- Queen Merla, the Starcutter is ready to be taken to Planet Tyrus.

On Planet Tyrus, Lotor is in this big hot tub, with 5 five of his harem chicks.

Lotor- Ahhh, it feels so nice to have all u luvely ladies in here with me. If only Allura was in here, then it would be total paradise.

Harem chick- Lotor, it's a priviledge for u to have chosen be to come with u to Tyrus, so I could have this breathtaking moment with u.

Outside, Merla's starcutter, had landed in a nearby forest.

Detective- Okay, where could he be staying at?

Queen Merla- (Points at the resort) At that castle over there. That's the only place he could be. It just infuriates me to know that he's in there enjoying himself with his luvely harem chicks, while I sit on Doom wondering where he's at.

They all get in the white van & head towards Count Zeta's castle.

Count Zeta- Queen Merla, it's a pleasure to see u here on Tyrus. What brings u here.

Detective- May u pleaz take us to where Lotor is?

Count Zeta- I, uh I, He wishes to be left alone.

Queen Merla- No u must take me to him, right now, Santie Claus!!!
(She pushes her way thru Count Zeta & trails in the building
with Cheaters Detective, running after her)

Detective- Hey, wait, wait, Merla. Come back here. We must do this
slowly. It's very important for him to not know u'r in the
building, cuz then we will give ourselves away.

Queen Merla- Riiight.

In the Hot Tub room, Lotor is indulging himself in the water along with his women.

Lotor sips his wine & all of a sudden is startled by his visitors.

Detective- Lotor, Prince Of Doom, we hate to spoil u'r party, but we are from the TV series called Cheaters.

Prince Lotor- Cheaters. Hmmmm, what's that mean?

Queen Merla- (Comes out from behind the Detectives) Lotor, u know exactly what that means.

Prince Lotor- But I don't!!!. What in the son of hell u doin here Merla? (Splashes hands out of water)

Queen Merla- (Walks up, grabs his wrist, & tries yanking him out of the water. She notices him wearing only his trunks) No, what u doin here with all these freaky women? We're supposed to be married & here u are, with all these hoes? Do I not have anything u could possibly want?

Prince Lotor- Uhhhh, uhhmm, why of course Merla. I've luved u ever since the day I laid eyes upon u.

Queen Merla- Yeah right! (Pip slaps him in the side of his face)

Prince Lotor- Ow, that hurt!!!! I didn't do nuthin.

All of his harem chicks get out of the water & leave.

Prince Lotor- Hey wait, my sweets, where u goin?

Harem chick- Elsewhere. u'r supposed to be married.

Prince Lotor- But I don't want to be. I mean, I like u.

Queen Merla- U sure do don't u, Lotor. U'v been havin so much fun without me. (Gets inside the hottub with Lotor & wraps her arms around his neck) U'v been seeing other women, including that little twit Princess on Arus. It surprises me that she's even allowing u to take her out to a nice restaurant.

Prince Lotor- I haven't done that. Where's this coming from?

Detective- Lotor, Merla has been suspecting u'v been unfaithful to her & we've been on u'r tail for the last couple days.

Prince Lotor- Why u bunch of liars, (Attempts to throw glass at detectives)

Queen Merla- (Speaks telepathically) Lotor, pleaz don't throw glass & admit to the detectives about what u did.

Prince Lotor- Uhmmmm, I'm sorry. I have been seeing Allura & chilling with my harem ladies. But Merla, I'm afraid our marriage is a joke. If u wish to get a divorce, I'm all for it, cuz I'd rather be with Allura.

Queen Merla- No, u will stay with me Lotor. How cum is it, u never take me out to fancy places & see u in this type of attire. I'm goin to stay in here with u for a while. (Restrains him to the tub wall)

Prince Lotor- I'm not wanting to be with u, Merla. (Pushes Merla away & splashes her, along with getting out) I'm leaving & goin elsewhere.

Queen Merla- No, u'r father forbids it.

Prince Lotor- Heck with that. I'm not staying for crap.

Queen Merla- (Speaks telepathically) Lotor, stay Lotor stay. Sit in here with me.

Prince Lotor- (Is out of tub walking away dripping water all over the floor) Okay, Merla I'll stay. (Slips & falls) Ouch, I fell.

Queen Merla- (Gets out of tubs & walks over to Lotor) Now, u'r right where I want u. Now, it's time we take a little trip to Arus, so I can call off this little thang u & Allura have goin on.

Prince Lotor- U can't do that?

Queen Merla- Oh yeah, watch me. And u'r coming along, wearing what u have on.

Prince Lotor- No, I have to change.

Queen Merla- Not by my orders.

Prince Lotor- Merla, the only way I'm leaving is dressed in something descent.

Queen Merla- (Speaking telepathically) Lotor, no, pleaz don't change.

Prince Lotor- Okay, Merla, I'll go in this.

Have to leave off, cuz I have to go top store & pick up boxes.