*Darkblade lands outside in his Veritech Fighter*

DB "Wow, now this looks like a place to party!"

*Merla turns her attention away from DJ Paul when she sees the Veritech and begins walking towards it*

DJ Paul "Ay! Where ya goin!?!?! Chickenhead.......

*Darkblade hops out of the cockpit onto the ground*

Merla "Now that is a nice mech"

DB "Oh yeah, fo shizzle. Shes got speed and power"

Merla "Really? Then we have something in common......."

*Back inside Castle Doom*

Cossack "Do ya thang girls! It is I, Cossack The Terrible and I wanna see you drop it like its hot!"

Lotor "Hahahaha, you are a fool Cossack. These girls only do my commands and at my call.

*Harem girl brings over some Doom Tequila and Garrison Vodka*

Lotor "Now my friend, lets enjoy our syzrup!"

*Suddently Haggar gets on the stage and walks slowly to the front*

Cossack "Ah man, I hope I am too drunk to remember what happens next!"

It's up to DarkBlade to give us the scoop on Merla, cuz only he will know what's goin on with that.

As for Cossack & Lotor, Cossack is whining to Lotor.

Cossack: Lotor pleaz, let me tell these girls what to do?

Lotor: But I'm the Galaxy's leading pimp. These chicks cater to only me & no other fool.

Cossack: But Lotor, pleaz let me do it.

Lotor: Ohhh! Booohooohooo!!!

Lotor chugs away at Doom Tequila & Garrison Vodka, while Cossack pouts away.

Haggar looks up & notices Lotor guzzling away with the booz.

Haggar: (Looking up at Lotor) If he keeps this up, Cossack & I will have to find someone else to take over as Party Host.

New in the picture is now on Planet Arus.

Pidge: What's goin on with Planet Doom?

Hunk: I don't know little buddy, but I'm enjoying this peace & quiet. We haven't had a single attack from Zarkon or Lotor for over a week now.

Lance: I've been hearing thru the grapevine, that they're all partying away over there.

Keith: I wouldn't mind goin over there to see what they're up to.

Allura: Sounds interesting, but I'm just relieved over the fact, Lotor's left me alone for a change.

One of the Castle Guards appear with a gift for Allura.

Castle Guard: Princess, this is a package that's been delivered for u, but it doesn't say who it's from.

Keith: I'd scan it, just to be on the safe side.

<Darkblade and Merla outside the party by the Veritech Fighter*

DB "Whoa, you're a Queen"

Merla "Yes, and a telepath. But I dont have to read your mind to tell what you're starin at

<Darkblade grins>

Merla "Tell you what, take me for a ride in your mecha and I will show you alot more......"

DJ Paul "Dont trust her playa!"

<Meanwhile back inside the Party>

Haggar "Hello boys! Heh heh heh! Wanna see ME dance!?

<Lotor tosses a full bottle of Doom Tequila at her and knocks her off the state>

Lotor "How unpleasant! I just ruined a good bottle of syzrup.

Cossack "Harem girls, bring us that bottle!"

<Harem Girls stare at him in confusion>

Lotor "Fool, you have no power! Bring me the bottle.........NOW!!

<Harem Girls quickly recover the bottle to Lotor>

Lotor "Cossack, you are truly a hater my friend! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Cossack Mumbles "All the pretty boys get the play around here"

Meanwhile back on Arus.......

On Planet Arus,

The package to Princess Allura had passed inspection.

Pidge "So I guess there's nothng wrong with it.

Allura "It feels heavy & odd. I have to see this.

Hunk "Open it up Princess.

Allura opens up the gift & gasps at the site of the Pimp cup.

Allura "Oh, this is so beautiful. (she feels & looks at the cup with interest)

Lance "Well, why do u look at that?

Keith "It looks like them Pimp cups u put Champagne in. Planet Earth has Rappers who created them things.

Hunk "How would they get over here.

Lance "Is Lil Jon or any of them guys around here in our galaxy?

Allura is still eyeing the glass, which has her name & finally on the bottom, she notices a personalized engraved note in the gift wrap.

Note Reads;
My dear Princess,
U'r so much missing out on a good time here. I wish u were here to enjoy it with me. I luv u my Sweet.

Love, Prince Lotor

Allura "Damn, that Lotor, he just doesn't give up does he? But the cup's too beautiful to throw out.

I wonder what she'll do with that cup & what the Voltron force's next move will be.

Meanwhile on Planet Doom,

Haggar is in her laboratory doing some self-surgery on her hip, because she injured it when she got knocked off stage.

Cossack decides to let Lotor throw down & be the life of the party. He headed down to Doom's kitchen for a helpings of "Soul Food," he especially didn't go easy on the beans.

Lotor & his harem girls are all called down to the stage by Trina & Jackie O, who wishes for them to be in there next video. I wonder what juiciness will be goin on in that shot.

DJ Paul has left DB alone with Merla & decided to head back to where all the action is.

*DJ Paul enters the Party*

Cossack "Hey DJ, come have a drink with me!"

DJ Paul "Yo wassup Cossack. What ya been schemin?"

Cossack "Tryin to get some of these Harem Girls to dance for me but Lotor is hatin."

Trina "Lotor, you are fine and your hair is on point"

Lotor "I know, the Prince of Doom must stay fly at all time. Mwahahahahaa! You can use my Harem Girls for your video, as long as I can have you and Jackie O for a date."

Jackie O "Sounds like fun, we're in.

DJ Paul "Looks like ole boy is gonna have some fun Cossack"

Cossack "All the Princes have it made around this camp"

<Outside of the Party, Darkblade hops into his cockpit>

DB-Come on Merla, just hop in.

<Before he can finish talking, Merla is also in the cockpit and is in his lap>

Merla "I like this seat best......"

DB "Well..........."

Merla "Mmmmm, can I touch that stick?

DB "Say wha......."

<Merla grabs onto the Flight Stick>

DB-"Oh, I thought...."

Merla "Im a telepath, I know what you were thinking. Mmmmm, that will be soon so dont worry.

Back on Arus

Allura-These jewels on this Pimp Cup are so beautiful.

Lance-Ha, looks like the Pimp Cup is working.

Allura-What do you mean?

<Before Lance can elaborate, Hunk covers his mouth>

Hunk-Nothin Princess, it meant nothin!

All on Planet Doom is in full swing.

Trina & Jackie-O's video shooting has been the life of the Bash. It begins with Princess Iris, Snoop & 50 Cent with their women, then Trina & Jackie-O come in with Lotor & his harem chicks.

Cossack & DJ Paul are steadily watching the video shoot.

Cossack still whining, "The Prince always gets the most lip service. Not to mention the Princess is also up there. I wonder where she's been the whole time. I haven't seen her since the party started.

Back on Arus,

Keith notices a strange ship in the sky.

Keith: Check out the ship, but where from?

DB had his ship on auto pilot, while him & Merla were in there gettin down, not realizing they had reached Planet Arus.

Allura & Lance are beginning to get nosey about what's goin on on Planet Doom ever since they've received the Pimp cup.

*Darkblade tries to land his Veritech Fighter with Merla still on top of him*

Merla-Mmmm, that was a nice........ride.

DB-What the.....Arus? We manage to get all the way to Arus? Man, no more Tequila for me.

Merla-Mmmm, you are so cute........come here

*Castle of Lions*

Keith-Its a Fighter plane.

Pidge-Way out here? That's strange.

Lance-I dont like it, could be a Zarkon trap.

Keith-Lets go and check i out.

*Back on Doom*

DJ Paul-Cossack, Trina is comin over here.

*Trina sits down with them*

Trina-Wassup yall?

Cossack-Ummm........ermmmm.......ermmmmm hi.

Trina-Paul, wassup with him.

DJ Paul-Man, thats Cossack The Terrible. The hardest and crunkest person on Doom.

Trina-Really? *moves closer to Cossack* Is that true?

Cossack-Yep, Im the hairiest and clumiest....

Trina- Is it true that u'r hairy. I have to find out.

Cossack- Why sure? U'v not seen anything until u get with the one & only Cossack The Terrible.

DJ Paul- Hey, what's goin on? Trina, u mean to say...

Trina- Yes, I'm taking Cossack for a little ride. It's time I show him how I pilot a ship. I'm doing this Miami style too.

Lotor- Hey, what's goin on? I thought the show wasn't over. Jackie-O & my ladies are still on stage.

Jackie-O- Yes, the performance is over & now it's time I show u how I perform up close & personal. Is that okay Lotor? I luv how u move.

Lotor- Uhhhhhhmmmmmm!!

Jackie-O pulls on Lotor's hand.

Jackie-O- Trina, u have Cossack, but I have Lotor.

Trina, Cossack, Lotor, & Jackie-O leave the area with DJ Paul being left alone. The party has quieted down & people have went in their rooms to do who knows what.

DJ Paul- Hey, what about me? Don't I get any company.

Haggar- (Appears out of no where) Did u say u needed company? Hey, I can give u that satisfaction.

DJ Paul- (Looks over shoulder & freaks out) Yiiikkkkkeeesss! I'm okay Haggar.

Haggar- But u still need someone to keep u company tonite.

DJ Paul- Noooo, I'm okay. (Backs away) I think I seen uuhmmm Zarkon somewhere. He had just woken up.

Haggar- But u'r more interesting I'm afraid than my mighty King. (She moves toward DJ Paul) Now, I won't hesitate to use my magic to subdue u.

DJ Paul- Ahhhhh!!!!! Get away, pleaz. DB, where are u. Pleaz come get me. Where did u & Merla go off too. I need u here Code 2. (Gets on transmitter) DarkBlade, pleaz get back here.

Meanwhile back on Planet Arus...

Hunk- It's a strange fighter ship. I don't even see a Doom skull on it either.

Lance- Well, that doesn't mean we let our guard down.

Keith- Princess, u stay between me & Lance. I don't like this.

Pidge- Hey, here's the door to the ship. Should we knock?

Hunk- I don't know little buddy. We better be careful.

Before trying to get into the ship, the VF hears all kinds of noises, plus screaming from the cockpit area.

In the back part of a ship,

Princess Allura- Hey, didn't I just hear Merla back there?

Lance- I'm afraid so & a man back there too?

Pidge- I wonder what's goin on back there?

Then Hunk hears screaming from the front part of ship.

Screaming sound- Dark Blade come in now!!! Are u there? I need help. Haggar's trying to get her way with me. Hhhheeeeellllp me!
DarkBlade!!!!!!!!!!

Keith- Hey, sounds like someone's in trouble. Haggar's in the ship.

Lance- She can't be. Whoever was calling the person in the ship said, "Come in!"

Pidge- I still say let's bust in this ship & interrupt Merla & this DarkBlade guy's little party.

Th VF are attempting to break into the ship.

*DJ Paul running from Haggar*

DJ Paul-Man somebody get dis crazy witch!!

Haggar-You're all mine Mr. King of Memphis! Hahahahahah heheheheheheeehhh!

*DJ Paul tries the transmitter again*

DJ Paul-YO BLADE!!! Man where are you!? This witch is gonna try to get me! Where are you!?!?

*Meanwhile back on Arus*

Darkblade-What was that? Did you hear that Playgirl?

Merla-No, I didnt hear anything. Soooooooo, ready for round 2?

*Transmitter blares*

Darkblade-Whoa, that sounds like Paul screaming for help or sumthin. He must be in trouble.....

Merla-Nuh uhn, he can take care of himself. You do know Im a queen and you WILL obey.

Darkblade-Girl you got me twisted. I am NOT under your so called "reign".

Merla-You dare defy me!?!?!?! MMMmm thats so hot.....

*Merla tackles Darkblade to the floor*

*Back on Doom*

Lotor-My, that was quite entertaining!

Jackie O-Yes it was Daddy, yes it was....

On Planet Doom........

Lotor- Now did u say u was gonna entertain me personally my dear?

Jackie O- Oh yeah, here we go my Prince. (She strips & does dance moves for Lotor)

Trina- (Pins Cossack on the bed) Now, lemme show u what I got.

Cossack- And I'll show u what I got. U don't know who u'v gotten with until u get with I, Cossack The Terrible.

DJ Paul- Blade!!!!! Pick up. This witch is chasing after me. (Screams) She's got me. HHHeeeelllpppp!!!!! DarkBlade!!!!!!!!!!

Back on Planet Arus..........

Darkblade- Okay Queenie if u insist on doing things u'r way. I'll show u my way.

Darkblade holds onto Merla & turns over to the top of her. He attempts to get up, but Merla won't let go of him.

Merla- Hey, didn't I tell u that I'm a Queen & therefore in charge. Now u will put me back on top like I had it.

Darkblade- Hey, Queenie. lemme go. DJ Paul is in trouble. The old witch has got him.

Merla- Oh Haggar, isn't gonna hurt him.

The door to chambers is blasted open.

Keith- Hold it right there.

Lance- Ooooops sorry Merla & u whoever u are, are u okay?

Darkblade-*on top of Merla* Ermmmmmm, yea Im good.

*Pidge covers his eyes*

Keith-Is Merla using her telepathy on you?

Darkblade-Not that I know of....

Merla-*sighs* Just when we were REALLY about to have some fun, these haters show up.

Allura-Merla, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Merla-Please Princess, just because Im not all uptight about mines and your so tight wrapped about how you want Keith....

*Everyone pauses with a shocked look*

Darkblade-Okay, I believe THAT was telepathy....

Back on Doom

Zarkon-Aeerrrrrhhhhh, what happened to my sons Harem Girls? I must have passed out...

*In another part of Castle Doom, Haggar has straddled DJ Paul*

Haggar- Heh heh heh heh heh!!! Dont worry boo, I wont hurt you.......much!

DJ Paul-Get off me!! I aint ready for nothin like this! You're too old for me anyhow!!!

Haggar-The older the berry the sweeter the juice my dear!!! Heh heh heh heh heh!!!!

DJ Paul-Its the blacker the berry!!! No, dont do that......AHHHHHHHH!!!

On Planet Arus, here comes drama.

DarkBlade looks up at Allura: Hey, would u like to join us. I think I'd like to have my turn with u now. Two chicks in one day.

Merla: Eh, wait a minute DB, u'r suppose to only give me pleasure. (Gets up & looks at Princess Allura) Princess, this is the second time u'v stolen a man from man from me. Now, it's time we have it out.

Allura: It's not my fault Lotor & now DB wants me & not u.

Merla: Errrr, u gonna hurt. (Uses telepathy on Allura) Now, Allura, tell DB, u can't be join in our party.

Allura: Mmmm. I'm sorry DarkBlade, I can't join u. besides, I have Keith.

Merla: Good!! Now leave Voltron flyboys.

DarkBlade: No, pleaz don't go.

Lance: Oh no. I'm not goin anywhere. Besides, I think I'd rather join in on DB's & Merla's fun here.

Merla: No, not u Lance. I'd rather have Captain Keith.

Keith: What?

Merla: (Uses telepathy on Keith) Yes, u Keith. Now, u'r welcome to stay. Tell u'r Voltron teammates to leave.

Keith: Okay team. I wish for u to leave. I think DB & I have some business to attend to with Merla.

Allura: No, Keith. I can't believe u'r doing this to me.

Merla uses telepathy on Keith.

Keith: Princess, I'm sorry but it's over between us. Merla has decided to take on triple partners. She has something u don't.

Allura marches out all pissed off at Merla & Keith, while the rest of the flyboys follow along.

Meanwhile back on Doom....

Zarkon is looking around for Lotor's harem girls & finds an orgy happening in Lotor's chambers.

Zarkon: Lotor!! Why are u hogging up all the fun. I've spoiled u too much my son. It's time I now have some fun.

Harem girl#1: Lotor's now where in his chambers. He's with Jackie-O somewhere, but don't no where.

Zarkon: That's good. Maybe he'll have something to keep his mind of Princess Allura for a change.

Lotor & Jackie-O are goin at it.

Cossack & Trina are goin at it, while the phone rings continuosly.

Answer Machine: Uhmmm emmm. Hello. This message is for Prince Lotor. He has gotten an unexpected call from Princess Allura. He is to return my call immediately. It's really important.

DB-Ummm, ya know Im a one on one type of guy so you two have fun...

Merla-No, you will stay...

Keith-Let him leave if he wants.

Merla-Shut up Keith!! Darkblade, it will be more fun this way

DB-Yea, for you Queen.....

*Darkblade exits the ship and begins walking around*

DB-Wow, its nice here...

*feels a laser pistol on his back*

DB-Ahhh hell...

Allura-Your girlfriend stole my Keith!!

DB-Whoa, slow your roll. She is NOT my girlfriend.

Allura-Well she was on top of you!!

DB-Your point being......

Allura-I want my Keith back and I want him now!

DB-Hmmmm, Im sure we can figure out something Princess.

On Planet Arus....

Allura- No, I want my Keith back now.

DB- Hey I've just figured out a way we can have both.

Allura- What do u mean?

DB- Come with me.

Allura & DB board back on to the ship & interrupt a touching moment between Keith & Merla.

Allura- (Cries) Keith, I can't believe u'r doing this to me.

Merla- Princess, I'm so sorry it has to be this way.

Keith- I've decided that Merla's the one for me Princess, I'm sorry.

Allura- But Keith.

DB- Princess, how about me & u go up into the cockpit for a minute.

Up in the cockpit....

DB- Now that I've had my time with a Queen, perhaps I should have some time with a Princess.

Allura- Hey, what an idea. That will teach Merla not to steal Keith from me.

DB lays back with Allura on top of him. While falling back, Allura sets the ship for course to Planet Doom.

Meanwhile on Planet Doom, a new guest arrives.

Flavor Flav- I've been hearing all the rappers on Planet Earth have been missing. Planet Doom is where they supposed to be. It's time I find out what's going on, plus find me some girls for my show while I'm at it.

Lotor & Jackie-O are waking up from a long night of going head on.

Jackie-O- I've had a great night with u, my Prince. U'r too sexy & I wish to repeat it over & over again.

Lotor- U wore me out too milady. I'm looking for u to wear me out again. First I must change into my birthday suit for u.

Lotor gets up & notices his light flashing on his voicemail.

Lotor- Damn, I wonder who decided to call while I was having the time of my life.

Cossack & Trina are still in the midst of their romantic moment.

Trina- Oh, I like the way u do that.

Cossack- U bring me such pleasure, girlie.

Trina- (Gasps) Hey, we got as visitor. Who's ship is that?

Cossack- I don't know, but we better go see.

In Haggar's laboratory.......

Haggar- I happen to like berries. I can use them for a lot of things. U'r quitge the experiment, my pet.

DJ Paul- Nooooo, I'm not u'r pet. Now pleaz, go find u'r mighty King Zarkon.

Zarkon knocks on the door of Haggar's laboratory.

Zarkon- What are u doing there u old witch?